Ok, I found Scratch and toyed with it yesterday for a bit and vowed not to stay up as late tonight dinking around with it. Well, I'm heading to bed a full hour earlier than yesterday... 
I made an actual game this time, and I encourage you to check it out, beat my high score, and favorite it. The challenge was just too fun... create a game in a limited system with a language that functions differently in your test environment from the production environment (as in, some code just breaks and the speed is all wiggedy-whack when you upload your projects).
Check it out! http://scratch.mit.edu/projects/rszrama/3338